I was quarantine shopping and found some things I wish I had.

Like these ice balls.

and these stemless glasses.

I don’t like the long, skinny stems. Not because I am afraid they will break, but because I am afraid I will snap them off. Can’t you feel it? When you pick those up and you feel that little glass straw between your fingers. Don’t you just want to snap those in half? It’s like a little rage demon inside of me trying to find a way to express itself, and the stems are something I just almost can’t keep away from him….   SNAP!

Oh, yeah. I can’t really be trusted with those. I need stemless glasses. 

And as long as I am dreaming, look at this! Forget those little ice ball makers!  As far as I can tell, this fridge makes ice balls! A new centerpiece for the whole house!

And I don’t even know what the hell this thing is, but I want it too, just because.

I seem to have developed a fetish for ice balls. I bet there is a great story idea in there somewhere…

Oh, you may have noticed, those are Amazon Affiliate links. They require I tell you something. I couldn’t figure out exactly what, so here, just have the whole fucking clause from their website:

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