I don’t normally get philosophical, because as long as I have my vodka, pretty much everyone can go f themselves, but here’s the deal: It’s not okay to be “tired of hearing it” when you never actually listened to it, considered it, and tried to understand it in the first place.

I know this may sound like I just “picked a side” but that’s probably just because I poked you in the “I’ve had enough” spot and pissed you off because you are “tired of hearing it.”

I never even said what “it” was.

I was just pointing out that people are no longer listening to each other.

At all.

Which is fine by me, honestly. I don’t really give much of a fuck.

But here’s the deal:

If you ain’t gonna listen, then you ought not to be flapping at the mouth either.

Those two things go hand in hand. You talk and then you listen. You listen and then you talk.

If all you are doing is flatulating out of your face at full force, you should fuck the hell right off.

Now, Imma go have a drink, and, if someone listened to what I said and has something to say about it, I will listen too. But if you didn’t listen, and think you have something to say, I ain’t interested because it ain’t relevant.

It’s a two-way street, and one-wayers are welcome to drive right up each other’s asses and stay traffic jammed there in their own constipated stupidity.