About Tarzan

No relation.

I heard he died picking apples.

It’s an elephant joke.

Originally I wanted to just say “Look it up” but then I found out, no one on the internet had that joke. Can you believe that crap?

So out of the goodness of my heart, I give you this one time only. (I don’t suppose you’d understand why I hate Tarzan.)

Why did the elephant paint his testicles red?  To hide in the apple tree!

How did Tarzan die? Picking apples!

 

Okay. I admit it. I like that joke. I like to imagine Tarzan picking apples. I swear, I know exactly what sound the elephant makes!