About Tarzan
No relation.
I heard he died picking apples.
It’s an elephant joke.
Originally I wanted to just say “Look it up” but then I found out, no one on the internet had that joke. Can you believe that crap?
So out of the goodness of my heart, I give you this one time only. (I don’t suppose you’d understand why I hate Tarzan.)
Why did the elephant paint his testicles red? To hide in the apple tree!
How did Tarzan die? Picking apples!
Okay. I admit it. I like that joke. I like to imagine Tarzan picking apples. I swear, I know exactly what sound the elephant makes!