They say you just need to try to see things in a different light to understand.

I wonder how many different kinds of light there are? Sunlight, moonlight, and my least favorite, florescent light.

Maybe a good black light to make your teeth glow.

Personally, I think, a turd will look like a turd in any light. But what do I know?

I don’t really carry around a UV light to check things out. I don’t think I could live with myself if I did. Did I say myself? HA! I mean everyone else!

That’s why I recommend goggles instead.

Specifically, Vodka Goggles.