Is there really such a thing as a Walk of Shame?

You betcha!

But here’s the thing…  it’s only a walk of shame because you let others make you feel that way.

Seriously.

They are just horribly fucking jealous because you got laid hard last night and they didn’t.  So they try to shame you.

This should be the fucking Cock Strut Home, where you proudly walk bow-legged home leering at everyone who didn’t get none last night, mutherfuckers.

Fuck them.

You had yours, and it was fucking good! Be proud!

Walk of shame, my ass!

Oh, wait… No. That’s a different kind of walk home…