I did. I thought it would be great to keep a list of the bastards who kept spamming me, and then maybe we could all try to get even together. It seemed like a great idea. I started keeping track of them right after I got my website set up, so I was going to be able to  list every one of the shit heads.

Lord was I wrong.  I got hit with a tsunami of shit.

I had started allowing them to leave their “posts” and I had fun answering them with snark, as if they cared. But too much was too much.

I regret that I will have to more closely moderate the comments. I had hoped we could all be snarky together. But no. The shit heads had to ruin that. What kind of world do we live in when shit heads ruin people being shitty.

Anyway, for posterity, here is the original page:

Yay! Someone commented on my website! OOO! It’s soooo exciting! I wonder what they said? Lemme see here…

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???   Is this spam? I can’t even tell! It looks like English, but I can’t frickin’ read it. Did you use Google translate for this? And how the hell can a post about my anal itch be exactly the information you were looking for? Are you some sort of sick pervert? (well, maybe you should send me an IM…)

But why are you sending me advice on what I need to do with my website when you are … Shanghai Massage? WTF! What do you care how my website is set up? Maybe you should go back and check your spinning basket to see if there is something for you to sit on and ‘massage’.

PSHAW! What a load of crap this is.

Someday I am going to find something interesting to do with this list, so I don’t want to lose it.  I am going to put it right here where I can find it easily when I figure out what I want to do. I have to put it somewhere easily accessible,  because I know the flash of inspiration will come when I’m loaded, and I don’t want to get pissed off and punch my monitor trying to find it (again).

So here we go!

Jane Vodka’s Spam List

You spammed me, and I took it personal. Someday I will find a way to make you wish you were canned SPAM®, because I actually like that stuff with cheese and crackers, but I don’t like you.

Anyone out there reading this, feel free to make use of this information for any nefarious purpose you can think of that would bother no one except those listed. In other words, don’t be a Dick back just to be a Dick. Find something really worthwhile to do with it first.  Prove we are better than they are! (Then we’ll fling the monkey poo!)

By the way, my smart friend told me not to follow the links, as they might give my computer a venereal disease, so I recommend you don’t either.  If you do, you need to let me know before we have computer sex, or I will never forgive you.

Karen
monurl.ca/85kk
pwilxgde@gmail.com
23.81.201.89

Sandra
derPir.at/gm1
khqvrtqsy@gmail.com
23.81.201.91

Anonymous
ronzoro.com/
emlfokaluqn@gmail.com
120.43.27.4

Yay! Anonymous! At least you almost admit you’re dicking around.

shanghai massage
shanghaiescortf7.com/shanghaimassage/shanghaiesco…
axesyxamaor@gmail.com
91.200.13.70

See? I wasn’t kidding! shanghai massage. WTF!