I Used To Make Fun of My Spammers
But they beat me down. 48 spam messages in less than 12 hours was too much. Screw them. They won. Nobody gets to leave messages anymore. Shit. That sucks.
Well. Okay. Since you twisted my arm. If you really want to leave a comment, e-mail me, and if you’re not a spamming robot ho ass jerk dillweed booger nugget, I’ll post it for you.
Meanwhile, just in case anyone ever wanted to remember the good old days when Jane answered her spam, here was a sample:
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Great! God Bless you too, man. For pleasure took I in having followed in front to that which not yet found you had. The four day hunt ends with feast for soul. Bye.
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