Okay.

So I think I mentioned my neighbor is a writer.  Don’t say I haven’t mentioned her at all, because I know I have. She’s the one who did the flabulous artwork of me and my martini.

Anyway. We were bickering the other day, you know they way only real friends can, and somehow somebody opened up their mouth and said they could probably write a better book than she could.

So.

Um.

When I get done, I will have to ask you guys what you think.

Assuming there are any of you guys out there. I don’t think anyone has ever looked at my website but me. Maybe I should xerox my ass and put it up here to see if anyone ever notices.